I hope you’re very happy. And I hope she knows you only like the beginnings of things. —
Mad Men, 4x13 - “Tomorrowland”
Truer words have never been spoken.
If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike! You just go in every day and do it real half-assed. That’s the American way! — Homer Simpson
English? Why should I study English? I’m never gonna go to England! — Homer Simpson
You’ve tried and failed. The lesson here is, never try again. — Homer Simpson
Success comes from standing out, not fitting in. — Don Draper, Mad Men
What is happiness? It’s a moment before you need more happiness. — Don Draper (via sickeninglyliberal)
Worst of all, I swallowed your bullshit. You can rationalize it all you want by saying you were always honest with me - but it still stings. — A “no strings” girlfriend to Hank Moody in the most recent Californication episode.